Joe: Hey Alyson, check this out! *smudges nose at window*
Alyson: Joe, you oveasly can tell I'm looking at this dress right now... Duhhh. *flips her hair back*
Joe: No- Alyson, this thing... it's like... reavolutionary.
Alyson: What thing, Joe? This store is made for girls apparel, you bafoon! *keeps on examening the dress*
Joe: Its not in store, Alyson. It's outside! Its BIZZARE...
Alyson: Uhhh Joe. Could you stop bugging me?!
Joe: I'll stop bugging you for 24 hours if you come check this out!
Alyson: *puts down dress and walks over to Joe*
Alyson: Now what? *rolls eyes*
Joe: Look out the window! *points at the window*
Alyson: I dont wanna look like some 4-year-old smudging my nose at this window, standing next to these phony plastic things dressed in clothes, Joe!
Joe: *sigh* Just for a sec. Look at this creature before it runs away!
Alyson: You better buy me that dress if Im gonna look at this thing, Geek.
Joe: No problem-o! I am worth 50,000,000 dollars. I can buy you whatever you want.
Alyson: The gold purse is included.
Joe: *sigh* Could'ya hurry up and check this out?
Alyson: Whatever. *looks out the window*
Joe: What do you see?
Alyson: What the heck?! Its a cat!
Joe: NOOO! You need to see it walk. ITS CRAZY!
Alyson: *sigh* Fine. I'll wait here until that lazy bean hurries up and moves.

*Leo starts walking*

Alyson: JOE! Your playing a trick on me!
Joe: A-A-lyson! I mea-
Alyson: This cat is moving like a SEAL!
Joe: That's what I was trying to tell you the whole time, Alyson.
Alyson: *texts her freiends to come see the cat*
Alyson: Joe! Go pick up that cat and make him MINE! I'm gonna name him Leo.
Joe: *sigh* Alright.
Joe: *pushes the door*
Alyson: Oh, and dont forget the buy me my dress!

THE END

In the world, there surely are many stupid cats. Like this one.
OK, I know. Cats aren't supposed to be doing this. Like, you've got a invisble stuck pickle jar or you witnessed a guy getting his head cut off by a pigeon or something. Uh, nevermind.

So anyways, let me tell you this story about Kit's first time trying to open a invisible stuck pickle jar. Kit is my cat, as you can see. Kit has just urined on my brand-new leather shoes. And I'm pretty sure that is not news to you.  Kit, now, is very silly. Infact, I enrolled him into The-Very-Weird-Cat circus where all they do is watch very, and I mean VERY, weird cats do random stuff. I even witnessed the horror of a overly fuzzy cat hiss at a brick.

Anyways, as you can see, Kit in the dititally photographed pic is trying to open a stuck pickle jar.
Bonnie and Clide, my neice and nephew who witnessed this beyond stupid action got so scared, they set my backyard on fire. So I decided to never invited 'em back.

But luckily, Kit was there to tell me that Bonnie & Clide got scared and set my backyard on fire. I totally over reacted. I mean, they're only 23 years old right?! NO MERCY!!!!!! If they ever come back, I'm going to buy a torch at my local Wal-mart and set they're backyard on fire! They should know better at 23 YEARS OLD!!!

And now, I will complete this bedtime story with a few more simple words... for a modern blogger, just like you. MY WORDS: Kit is a silly cat. And he thinks he has a invisible stuck pickle jar.

THE END
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EDITORS NOTE:

I just wanted to say, I want a little bit more followers and hypes and comments. I mean, on my last post, I got 0 HYPES AND 0 COMMENTS.
What a great way to start off yor day, right? I mean, I've got great posts and I'm a totally different person who's creative and funny and not boring, so WHY do I see this on my own blog?

Such a dissapointment.

- Lisa,
       Edior In Chief

Ok, so Mozart's really got a problem.
Mozart thinks he's a human-cat-thingy. And one day Kayla Kangaroo goes to a Safeway and find Mozart doing these ridiculous stunts; and takes this pic of Mozart thinking he has a invisible shopping cart. Now, God made Mozart like this. God is so wrong at this momment, making the owner of Mozart suffer thru stupidity. And now, another person saw Mozart at the Safeway doing the exact same thing; but he says "Mozart was just trying to be a funny cat." Kayla says "He's plain stupid. He should go to a mental facility." And to this day, this photo remains in Kayla's basement, as a pointless pic of everyday Safeway shopper's routine: Park in the parking lot. Go shop for your needs. Buy your items. See Mozart acting like a bafoon. And as I say, Mozart is probbley at the parking lot at this momment  pretending he has a invisible shopping cart. Or something like that.

What'd'ya lookin' that?!

... Who said hamsters, like me, can't work out and be professional farters just like you? Ok... yeah, I know. Right. Your famous and everything and your on TV... but then one day your going to be livin' next door to Grammy Farter... who yes, once, was just like you. You and Grammy Farter are going to be farting like crazy... then your boss will want somebody like MEEE... to enter in the tournament and fart until the other tontestant fates... So, lets just say.......

YO! THIS IS CALLED MANLY! (And all the womens are gonna love me!)

Hello, and welcome to this special program of Cupcake News Weekly!
We are so glad to be back on the news again, and to be serving your community with laughs! We just wanted to say, first of all......

Cupcakez Gang is back on air!

Atlast!
Today, Farrah Flamingo, a famous artist and editor was working on a portrait of her Havana-brown cat neighbor, Cazz Cat. People were crowding up to the portrait working center, and when mayer of Birville came to see what is happening, he was stunned. "This portrait is simply astonishing." said Birdville Mayer. Birville's Mayer says that Farrah could be the next Leanardo DaVinci. As for us, she's amazing as well!

In the island, Tofu-Rocks, miners have discovered a new species. Miners have taken a fragment of the new species and is now in the hands of Dr. Zosh Zedonk. "This is the most amazing species in the history of species..." said Dr. Zedonk. "Now I wonder if this big eyed cat kind-of-thingies do Facebook profiles." In the meantime, Dr. Zedonk nd the miners will capture an animal from the species and will study it for abetter veiw.

In this picture, as you can see, these big eyed cats are intrestd in the object.

In the meantime, accidents of the Soccor Accident history will happen. Two best friends from San Deigo were playing soccor in a field, today, when they were terrified to death. From behind of their soccor ball, a stray American-shorthair cat was peeping from behind, hissing, when all of the sudden, when they couldn't stop to not kick the soccor ball, a obease man came sliding in from a picnic and saved the cat, but leaving their soccor ball to fly to mexico.  The two best friends were releived when the cat was saved, as for well they say for the obease man, "Thank you so much you honored fat guy, for saving that hissing cat! We don't even care about our gold soccor ball that probbley flew to Mexico!"

Also, Net Kitty's new website was released today! Net Kitty is planned for the future, and is building it, including awife, kittens, and a succsessful website... but ofcourse, never forget, the Net Kitty spirit! Net Kitty is also planning to release another website next week about "Diapers", and also, advertizing his site. "I was sitting in the office with my Master one evening, wondering why that guy stuck a bagle in his pants... and then... BOOM! I had this crazy idea about how pepples put stuff in their pants!" says Net Kitty. "I was Net Kitty from that moment."

(The arrow in the picture below does not mean anything.)

Once again, WE are your reporters today, Speeb Snail, and Kitten Karen...
we look foward to seeing you next week. Ciao! ... And have a great afternoon.

The O'Mainiac show,
Thank you.
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EDITORS NOTE:

We're so sorry we weren't here for a while! ...Really. We apoligize. But we're back intime for the school year to start! We just wanted to say THANK YOU so much for the people out there who support "Clicks 4 Cancer" and this website.

Also, we just wanted to say, although we do not have Facebook, Twitter, or anything else... but we decided to get AIM, so we finally did! Contact through AIM and IM with us.

USERNAME: letsmakeacupcake@luckymail.com
NICKNAME: Cupcakez Gang

Thanks again! Keep hypin', followin' and commentin'!

- Lisa,
       Editor In Cheif